"Hi, why haven't I got my acceptance letter yet?"
rantingoffice: Well, it probably has nothing to do with the fact that you turned your application in yesterday. Or the fact that you received a 0.194 GPA in high school. How the fuck did you even manage that.
So, I read a motivational fitness photo/thing that said “The body you want is only 6 months away.” Then it hit me. 6 months?? That’s no time at all! Then I looked down at myself. In less than 6 months I got to my goal weight of 140lbs. I shed 30lbs. However, this summer I haven’t lost weight, because I’ve been losing muscle, and started growing in my body...
Just finished 50 Shades of Grey
[[MORE]] My heart is aching for her. Not because the book is well written or because of the false representation of BDSM relationships, but because the feelings Ana feels are so close to home. I am the same age as Ana and can imagine how I would feel in that situation and going through what she is going through. That is why women like this book. They like to put themselves in Ana’s...
Why is Laila Ali's dog dying news. What? Why?
Heavy is the head that eats the crayons. I’m gonna go take a nap. See you in...– Tracy Jordan (via likeabudgetstephenhawking)
When someone guesses who your crush is: